Magneto had had a very tough day.
He thought the only thing that would soothe his shattered nerves would be a nice, warm bubblebath.
"No one appreciates how HARD it is to be an evil mastermind," he complained to his reflection in the mirror.
"Don't they realize that I like the simple things in life? I wish I could go back in time to a day before I had ever met that mean old Xavier. Then I never would have to wear this silly helmet that makes me look 10 pounds heavier."
He turned to the soaking tub and began running the water, adding handfuls of bath salts to the lavendar bubble bath.
"I want to run away to a deserted island with no mutants. Especially no Mystique. Doesn't she realize she looks like a blueberry reject from Willy Wonka's factory?
"And now I realize I'm talking to my reflection. What am I? A lunatic?"
The mirror answered back, "No, just a very disturbed man. Grab your rubber ducky and get into the tub. Things will be better after a long soak."
Magneto replied to his reflection, "You're so wise and wonderful. I think it will be better tomorrow. After all, tomorrow IS another day."
THE END
He thought the only thing that would soothe his shattered nerves would be a nice, warm bubblebath.
"No one appreciates how HARD it is to be an evil mastermind," he complained to his reflection in the mirror.
"Don't they realize that I like the simple things in life? I wish I could go back in time to a day before I had ever met that mean old Xavier. Then I never would have to wear this silly helmet that makes me look 10 pounds heavier."
He turned to the soaking tub and began running the water, adding handfuls of bath salts to the lavendar bubble bath.
"I want to run away to a deserted island with no mutants. Especially no Mystique. Doesn't she realize she looks like a blueberry reject from Willy Wonka's factory?
"And now I realize I'm talking to my reflection. What am I? A lunatic?"
The mirror answered back, "No, just a very disturbed man. Grab your rubber ducky and get into the tub. Things will be better after a long soak."
Magneto replied to his reflection, "You're so wise and wonderful. I think it will be better tomorrow. After all, tomorrow IS another day."
THE END